I Visit Illegal Websites, Apparently

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Not enough that we get told that we need a harder erection, and that our credit card bill could be magically settled, and that I’ve won a gazillion bucks worth of African horseshit only that I have to pay USD30,000 upfront first for taxes, I’m accused of surfing illegal websites.

Dear Sir/Madam, we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites. Important: Please answer our questions! The list of questions are attached. Yours faithfully, Steven Allison *** Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI- *** 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 3220 *** Washington, DC 20535 *** phone: (202) 324-3000

I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry. A letter from the FBI. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. And is there really a point in sending out spam like this? I mean, it’s not even attempting to sell me something useful like a penis pump, or some Schmiagra pill to enhance my undersheetexercise or something useful. This is ridiculous. Shame on you spambot.

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  • That’s actually a virus ….

  • haha..I got a few of these mail with attachments too.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah absolutely annoying!

  • what *have* you been up to eh? wink wink nudge nudge.
    😀
    I thot the african lottery ones had already stopped going around but I just got one this morning – hiyah.

  • Anonymous

    I swear I didn’t man. I swear!

  • Anonymous

    I seriously think that you should stop visiting those site, Verne. You have a girlfriend now so take it out on her… hehe. =P and leave some bandwidth for me to visit those sites! eh… urls please.

  • probably the “questions” is an attachement with beerus?