Entries from June 2007 ↓

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My God, this chick is hot! If you don’t know who she is, watch Transformers you wimps!

More of the very, very sizzling Megan here:

• http://www.megansafox.com/
• http://www.megansafox.com/gallery/index.php
• http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=2491

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of sayin F@!K YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Oh my God, can you believe it? It’s almost 29 June. You know what that means right?

World domination. The end of button clicking. The disintegration of the stylus. The iPod that calls. The mobile that surfs. Oh my, I think I’ve wet my pants.

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