I caught something at the office on Monday. When I strolled in, I started sneezing. I swear the office breeds germs. The air-con especially. And now, a day and more later, I’m coughing out green gunk and my nose excretes the same coloured crap. Not good, I tell ya. I don’t usually get sick very [...]
Archive for November, 2006
A True Pain-In-The-Ass
Barely recovering from a hard knock from a tussle with a hard-tackling Korean last week, I sustained another injury from last night’s game. My weekly futsal games have always been fun, but to a certain extent, can also be very competitive (no surprise here, we’re talking about men egos here and the neanderthal competitive spirit [...]
Story of a Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the [...]
how&why Closing Down Sale – OMG, I’m gonna be broke!
If you’re a book/magazine-lover (of art and design books, in any case) like me, you HAVE to be there. They are even selling their IKEA chairs, racks, etc. Make them an offer on anything (and no, the female sales attendants are NOT up for grabs, you perverts). Discount on books up to 70%. CRAZY!
Hate Me – Blue October
This is from their 3rd album – Foiled. Kick ass! My favourite song at the moment. I just purchased the song off iTunes Store – a 6min 20s version marked ‘Explicit’. Enjoy the lyrics: Blue October Hate Me Children: If you’re sleeping, are you dreaming, if you’re dreaming are you dreaming of me? I can’t [...]
Want to run Photoshop 35% faster? Use Mac OS X 10.4.8
The publishing industry is still impatiently waiting for Intel-optimised Adobe applications. Eleven months since the first Intel-based Mac shipped, early adopters of Intel-based Macs have been running Adobe applications (especially Photoshop) at less than half its native speed as compared to PowerPC-powered machines. Apple’s Rosetta compatibility layer for running PowerPC compiled apps, does a great [...]
Apple Intel Updates
Apple has released a slew of EFI firmware updates for its products line. Do you have an Intel-based Mac? Download the updates via Software Update or download standalone installers from the links below: iMac v1.1 MacBook Pro v1.2 MacBook v1.0 Mac mini v1.1 Mac Pro v1.1 This EFI update fixes several Boot Camp, startup and [...]
Tua Pooi Soh Peauty Saloon
This is too bloody good to pass up. Enjoy! The phone rings. Ah Lian quickly picks it up. Ah Lian : Morning. Tua Pooi Soh Peauty Saloon here. You are now talking to Ah Lian. Customer : Good morning Ah Lian. I want to fix appointment to clean my face. Is your Tua Pooi Soh [...]







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