Entries from December 2005 ↓

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Have a wonderful Christmas everyone! And an even better New Year!

It’s hilarious how blur one can get. Especially in mornings. I rushed out of bed, did my usual - shower, brush teeth, moisturise, comb hair, get dressed (the really private stuff like ball and butt-scratching has been left out thankfully). Got out of the door with bag slung over the shoulder then got into the car.

I crank it up as I usually do, to warm up the cold engine. As I sat there listening to Hitz.fm, I glanced down and noticed my twinkly toes. What the hell? I was in my Quicksilver thongs (Japanese slippers to some)!

Hahahah. I was amused, confused and felt totally stupid all at once.

Left the engine on and went back upstairs to grab my slip-on Adidas. Damn, that was dumb. And you know what? When I got to the office I realised I had left my mobile on the shoe rack back home.

Doh.

Just one of those darn days. Had to drive all the way back after lunch to retrieve my phone. 3 missed calls. Dang it.

Not enough that we get told that we need a harder erection, and that our credit card bill could be magically settled, and that I’ve won a gazillion bucks worth of African horseshit only that I have to pay USD30,000 upfront first for taxes, I’m accused of surfing illegal websites.

Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than
30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison

*** Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI-
*** 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 3220
*** Washington, DC 20535
*** phone: (202) 324-3000

I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry. A letter from the FBI. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. And is there really a point in sending out spam like this? I mean, it’s not even attempting to sell me something useful like a penis pump, or some Schmiagra pill to enhance my undersheetexercise or something useful. This is ridiculous. Shame on you spambot.