Entries from June 2004 ↓

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I can’t walk straight today. My inner thighs feel interlocked, chained together with reinforced industrial steel locks. Two straight days of intense ATB classes, including a session of Pilates and weight-lifting has left my entire body stiff as a rock (except for a certain *ahem* part of the anatomy, which needs slight inspiration to join the rest of the stiff parts).

Of course if you have Maria Sharapova, the 17-year old Russian tennis mega-babe to inspire you to great penis, I mean tennis, you should have no problems at all getting stiffer than usual. Spotted a truly inspiring picture of Sharapova in the MailSport @ Malay Mail papers today — boobies a-showing, toned muscular legs a-stretched with a certain grunt and aggression in her expression. *Gulp*. Definitely enough to ‘inspire’. Funny thing was I caught a colleague on Google with “Maria Sharapova” in the search box. :D. I actually did the same thing earlier on today. Haha.

Question now is: Is she the next Kournikova? Can she play tennis?

From the looks of it, she’s proven to be one hot hoochie-mama, and she can play tennis. She’s booked a berth in the quarterfinals of this year’s Wimbledon. Hmm… She’s just re-ignited my interest in the game. And that can’t be all that bad.

Isn’t it funny how the initial subject about the inability to walk, has somewhat diverted to more neanderthal issues?

Why do people mod their cars? Why do some people buy a RM20 grand piece of crap, then spend another RM20 grand to mod it? Why do some cars look worse than before they were modded?

More questions to come, and perhaps some answers…

I breathe a sigh of relief. Finally done with some campaign work which just went out the door. It was a mad rush, with braindead syndrome thrown in for good measure. Absolutely exasperating. I look forward to a weekend of pure pleasure, rest and relax.
Happy Friday!